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Blue's text of ProZD's version of Morri's meme [Dec. 11th, 2010|10:18 pm]
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20 Haikus, each from a character's perspective. Guess the character or the series or whatever is appropriate. It's fun!

1. I have a nickname
Because of my favorite song
Not because I'm short

2. Don't attack my friends
I've got a gun in my heart
So, um, please watch out!

3. Who is that demon?
My best friend but I hate him
Man I talk a lot

4. These cars are too small
It's not that I'm too big, see?
I play piano

5. This sporting tyrade
Weighs so heavy on my soul
Who can bear true pain?

6. These pirates are mean
Oh crap, now I'm underground
Where are the crystals?

7. I am manly tears
But I'm not crying morons!
Symbol to perverts

8. I have half a face
But I don't scare children now
I kill people too

9. I have half a face
But I'm still a great doctor
Two colors of hair

10. Master of disguise
You know who I'm sleeping with
Yes, it's YOUR MOTHER

11. Come up to the lab
You can see what's on the slab
And you'll shiver with

12. This is me: Horseshit
Something about Vietnam
Too old for this shit

13. Mewd wants to kiss me
But I'm a videogame
You will die in saws

14. My pants are purple
And I'll break every finger
Fine like this ronch ronch

15. It's me and my friend
Oh plus the astronaut guy
And my NEMESIS

16. YOU AND YOUR ETHIC
CANCER CANCER CANCER RRR
OH COUNTS TO FIFTEEN!

17. WHAT'S THAT!? HEINEKIN!?
FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST. BLUE. RIBBON!
You're so fucking suave

18. I hate the lotto
My life is ruined now, dude
All 'cause those numbers

19. I wear a fez now
Fezzes are cool. Oh yeah and
I can time travel

20. I write musicals
A sex move named after me?
I hate my father
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[User Picture]From: ludwiggykoopa
2010-12-12 08:51 pm (UTC)

Re: I JUST BROKE YOUR MEME

ALL CORRECT EXCEPT FOR 9. I THINK YOU MEANT 8.
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[User Picture]From: ludwiggykoopa
2010-12-12 08:51 pm (UTC)
You'll get 'em next time.

Good eye, Izzy!
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